The Man, the Myth, the Legend, Our Principal. Legend has it that his beard has mystical powers that are not yet understood by common man. As a super hero of sorts, Mr. Mansfield has agreed to explore our mundane mortal experience by shaving his beard.
However, in order for him to part with his mystical beard, there is a price. That is why we are calling on everyone to help out and raise $1,500 in his noble cause for greater human understanding.
In accomplishing this great endeavour, Mr. Mansfield has agreed to allow the largest donor the great privilege (if they so choose) to apply the shaving cream to his great and magnificent beard (via a gently placed shaving cream pie to the face) at which point his humble barber will shave his beard revealing his gentle, kind and warm babyface to the students under his once mighty tutelage.